A.Knock Knock. Who's there? Mickey. Mickey who? Me-key is lost, so let me in. Knock Knock. Who's there? Woo. Woo hoo? Don't get so excited, it's a joke.
A.Jokes: Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9. What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt. What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley. How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon.
Q.Knock knock
A."Knock! Knock!" "Who's there?" "Doctor" "Doctor Who?" "Oh, you guessed!" Alright then, "Doctor, Doctor... People keep ignoring me!" "Next!".
Q.Tim vine jokes please
A.Tim Vine jokes: I've got a sponge door... don't knock it/Did you hear Handel has teamed up with Hinge and Bracket? They've formed The Doors.