A.Doing bird is Cockney rhyming slang for doing time, as in birdlime (also hence 'jailbird'). Birdlime is a sticky substance smeared on tree branches to capture small birds.
Q.How do you spell flem
A.The correct spelling is phlegm - thick, sticky, stringy mucous secreted by the mucous membrane. The word derives from the Latin word, phlegma.
Q.What does it mean if I have lumpy white discharge ?
A.Vaginal discharge which is sticky and lumpy could be thrush or an STD. You should contact your GP or call NHS Direct on 08454647 for advice.