A.Call DialaCrate on 02085661999. They offer a 24-hour delivery service in London, and aim to have drink with you within 90 minutes of your order.
Q.Ha ha ha! You crack me up!
A.Jokes: Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9. What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt. What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley. How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon.
Q.Who eats burgers off popeye
A.The character in the Popeye cartoons who eats all the hamburgers is Wimpy. He was modelled on creator Elzie Segar's boss at the Chester Opera House.
Q.Why in tennis scoring is it 15, 30, 40 and not 1, 2, 3?
A.The tennis scoring system - 15, 30, 40 - is taken from the clock face (45 was too long a word). Deuce is from "a deux du jeu" - 2 points from the game.