Q.What do you think a chicken thinks its purpose in life is?
A.Chickens believe their purpose in life is to range around free, eat grain and lay eggs. They do not aspire to cross roads, as that'd just be laughable.
Q.Do chickens lay eggs regardless if they have had sex with a cockrel?
A.Hens do not need intercourse to lay eggs. Eggs laid without the help of a cockerel are not fertilised and will therefore not hatch and not become chicks.
Q.Whats the red ball bag looking thing on a chickens head for?
A.The dangly things under a chicken's beak are called wattles, and the fin on the top of a chicken's head is called the comb. They act as a cooling device.
Q.How do you make SOUTHERN FRIED CHICKEN
A.Southern fried chicken: 1 frying chicken, 3 teaspoons Lawry's Seasoned Salt, 2 garlic cloves, finely chopped, 1 cup of all purpose flour, vegetable oil.