Q.Who would win between a honey badger and a cassowary in a drunken brawl?
A.While the Cassowary is notable for the ability to disembowel a man, the African honey badger is, pound for pound, the most vicious animal. It would win.
Q.Why did paula the red head marry my brother the drunken badger
A.Paula the red head loves the charms of your brother, the drunken badger. She sees past the things you see and they actually have a great relationship.
Q.Who would win in a fight in a paddling pool full of baked bean's between a badger with kosh and an otter with a blow torch after a night on the piss.
A.The badger would win the fight by default, as the drunken otter would injure itself with the blow torch in the madness. The badger would be indifferent.