Q.Who did Roberto Carlos score that great free kick against?
A.Roberto Carlos's amazing strike was against France in Le Tournoi in Lyon on 3 June 1997. The diminutive Brazilian defender has 26.6 inch thighs.
Q.How many muscles do I have?
A.There are 639 named muscles in the human body. The biggest is the gluteus maximus, or buttock muscle, and the longest is the sartorius, in the thigh.
Q.What's Britain's oldest joke?
A.10th century Anglo-Saxon joke (Britain's oldest): What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key.