Q.Can you give me some random/ funny facts about being/ turning 30?
A.The average 30-year-old's had 7.5 jobs, is 26% less likely to make a New Year's resolution & has realised they're gay (if they are). 1 in 25 are virgins.
A.Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate 9. What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt. What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley. How do you get 100 Pikachu on a bus? Pokemon.
Q.A funny message for a birthday card please
A.A funny message is: Forget the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can't predict it. Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
Q.we're bored. . .can u tell us something interesting?..x.
A.It's a myth that polar bears are left-handed. They're ambidextrous (they use both hands equally well). Their fur is transparent and their skin is black.
Q.Send me amazing facts
A.Stonehenge was once bought for £6,600? 1 in 18 people has a 3rd nipple. 75kg of raw material go into the making of a mobile phone.