A.Yes, poo can be turned into paper. Fresh poo is collected, sterilised, washed repeatedly, beaten to a pulp and then formed into sheets, pressed & dried.
Q.How do blind people know when they've finished wiping their bottom?
A.Blind people know very well when they have finished wiping their bottom because they have become expert at sensing the feel of the paper on their bottom.
Q.How do you stop a puppy from pooing in the house?
A.To toilet train a puppy - start by catching pup in the act & shouting no. You must startle rather than hit. ASAP put him outside. Give lots of praise.
Q.After having a poo is it best to fold or scrunch the paper?
A.Scrunching toilet tissue is physically more satisfying, but folding is more efficient and absorbent when cleaning your bottom. The choice is yours.