A.A vampire was walking down the street when he heard footsteps. He was being followed by a scotch egg & a sausage roll. It was buffet the vampire slayer.
Q.What practical joke can I play on one or more of my housemates?
A.Good (and harmless) practical jokes include: Putting Scotch tape over his door lock, putting salt on his toothbrush and putting Vaseline on door handles.
Q.Why is egg pm toast called scotch woodcock
A.The name Scotch woodcock is an English joke about the assumed poverty and meagre diet of their Celtic neighbours - eggs on toast, rather than game birds.
Q.Scotch joke
A.Joke: 'Bartender, quick! Give me 20 shots of your best Scotch!' Bartender watches him down every one. 'I've never seen anyone drink shots that fast!' 'You'd drink them that fast too if you have what I have'. 'What do you have?' '50p' he replies.
Q.Why is a scotch egg called a scotch egg?
A.The naming of Scotch eggs is a mystery. They did not come from Scotland, but were invented in the London store Fortnum & Mason in 1738.