A.Sisters Ann, Jan & Fanny have big feet. Ann & Jan go on a date. 1 of the boys says: Wow, you've big feet. Ann: You should see our Fanny's, they're huge.
A.Frog tells everyone he is wide-mouthed frog. Meets lion who says, "I eat wide-mouthed frogs". Frog replies, "You don't see many of those around here".
Q.What is the question to the joke with the punchline 'no tomatoes'
A.The question which is proceeded by the answer 'No tomatoes' is 'What's red and invisible?' Another hilarious joke: What goes Oooooo? A cow with no lips.
Q.You swine! Al beat you yet!
A.A ragged piece of string went into a pub and asked for a drink. "Are you over 18?" asked the barman. "No," replied the string, "I'm a frayed knot."